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I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing you’ve ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl

posted 04 May 2022 @ 16:07
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    I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and...